@FiXato [toot.cat]So this would work more kindly in nederlands?
Three married couples: American, British, and Danish, meet at the morning table at their hotel.
The American, wanting to sweeten his coffee, asks his wife, "Will you pass the sugar, Sugar?"
The Brit, wanting to sweeten his tea, asks his wife, "Will you pass the honey please, Honey?"
The Dane, wanting to lighten his coffee, says simply "Pass the milk, Cow."
Yes, I think I prefer the dutch language version.