Rollin through the cat hood

nyahing

meow

@Elizacat it takes a certain ethos to be a fox. or a witch.
ain't got that

I should make an account on vulpine.club for my fox aspect.

its the year 2050. for 10 years your retinal implant has been blinking 12:00 because the company decided to stop supporting it

*remembers that there are toot dot cat stickers*
*purrs*

@Elizafox elon musk's retirement home for aging and gullible technocrats

you: "who the hell chases a laser dot?"

me, a cat: "I NEED TO CATCH THAT RED DOT."

you: "being friendly with someone then biting them for no reason, jumping away, then coming back again and being friendly, is a sign of a personality disorder"

me, a cat: "just another day in my life 🤷"

you: "making yourself throw up by eating grass is a sign of an eating disorder"

me, a cat: "making myself throw up by eating grass is just what we do"

you: "who would eat a plastic plant"

me, a cat: "TASTY"

bird site, politics 

daym but I didn't realize just how focused the bird site instance is on the presidential personage and all things related to it
and, apparently, a lot of things are related to it

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